I have a cadre of friends who think any vehicle needs a name. I'm not so sure about that myself, but I'd hate to be different from the norm (Lord knows, that rarely occurs).
Names suggested to date are Haggis and Kato. I kind of like Kato because that would portray me in a sort of Peter Sellers fashion. While not exactly a flattering comparison, I do find the good Inspector to be a man of principle, of conviction, and of unwitting humour that amuses many. There could be far more ignoble people to be compared to.
So far my only thought to add to the list is Darth. That would apply more with the (not included in this image) black winter rims.
I'll take suggestions, if you can think of a funnier or more fitting appellation for the new transportation.
For those who are interested, it's a 2010 Ford Escape XLT AWD with a 3.0 litre V6, 6 speed automatic transmission with overdrive, heated leather seats, a tow package, and a power moonroof. It comes with SIRIUS satellite radio (quite awesome), traction control, ABS, stability control, probably some form of hill descent control, and so on. It has some pretty amazing gas mileage (8-9 L/100 km in hybrid of city and highway driving so far, which is well over 30 MPG(Cdn)).

Escape Pod. Harrison Ford.
ReplyDeleteOur cars are familiarly known as "The White Van" and "The Blue Car"; sometimes we use the license plates, respectively Lasrlyt and Deus Vlt.
"amazing gas mileage (8-9 L/100 km in hybrid of city and highway driving so far, which is well over 30 MPG(Cdn))."
ReplyDeleteSo drive on highway at 110-120 which these days seems to be the minimum speed on 417 or any other highway, then tell us the *REAL* fuel consumption.
I find car companies in Canada reporting all sorts of "amazing" numbers that are well .... bit like Hollywood, lots of makeup and empty substance. Better yet drive this morning at -20C and then find out fuel usage.
What, your fat ass doesn't fit in a Civic.
LOL, couldn't resist ROFL
BTW thanks for the games. If we could just stop Chris for once :(:(:(
Ops, seems I can't use certain chars.
ReplyDeleteThe first paragraph was tagged "green_rant" and second was "size_rant"